Zupa z trujacych jaszczurek czyli Bem vindo em Portugal

Zaciekawiona lokalna fauna, zapytalam sie Antonio, znajomego poznanego przez CouchSurfing, na co moge sie natknac w Portugalii.
- Sluchaj, macie tutaj jaszczurki i skorpiony?
- Mamy paskudne trujace jaszczurki. Bylo kilka przypadkow zatrucia sie nimi.
- ???
- Jak jest goraco, jaszczurki wchodza przez male otwory do kominow, a potem jak gotuje sie zupe, odpadaja od scian komina i laduja w zupie, a jak zupa trafia na stol, to...
- Czekaj, czekaj, ale jak to, ze jaszczurki chowaja sie w kominach? (znajac moja definicje kominu, cala koncepcja wydala mi sie co najmniej abstrakcyjna)
- Ty chyba nie wiesz za wiele o Portugalii, co?
- No nie do konca...

Po czym dowiedzialam sie, ze o tradycyjnych portugalskich kominach, o tym ze kuchenka logicznie stoi pod wlotem do komina, na kuchence gotuje sie zupa i stad mozliwosc, ze jaszczurka wyladuje w zupie a nastepnie zupa trafia na stol, a trucizna w zoladkach nieswiadomej niczgo familii. Funeral diner jak sie patrzy.

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